We need to make this clear. We ARE NOT LOOKING FOR MEN. We will respond to be polite, but that's it. This will not change.
 
just a note to our friends - if we don't answer on the instant messenger it just means we're not actually online - I have a tendancy to leave the laptop on...

Hiya, we're a cork couple looking for a girl who's interested in making new friends, potentially with benefits. We're not particularly experienced with this, so we will ask you to be a little patient with us - anything else, please ask. We guarantee a response - might take a couple of days depending on work hours etc... Also, please note. If we contact you, or you contact us, or even after a meet, if you are not interested PLEASE SAY SO. We personally find it terribly rude to just not respond in any way.
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